Big Brother 20: Clueless

Hi y’all!

From inside the Big Brother House, the cluelessness continues!

Now, it is true that Rockstar and Angela are currently on the block, as the result of Kaycee hacking Haleigh’s HoH.  And it is true that Tyler, who Haleigh was planning on backdooring this week, has won the veto.  And it is true that, at almost every eviction, the members of the Hive have been blindsided by who was voted out.

But don’t worry, Haleigh says.  We’ve got this!

That’s right.  Despite all evidence to the contrary, Haleigh is convinced that she will be able to keep Rockstar in the house.  In fact, she has even sworn to Rockstar that, if Rockstar is evicted, Haleigh will self-evict in protest.  That’s confidence!

Rockstar even thinks that Tyler might be willing to use the veto on her.  Apparently, during the veto competition, Rockstar actually helped him out!  That’s right — Tyler would have been eliminated during round one of Otev, except that Rockstar told him that he had the wrong answer.  Rockstar, who is ON THE BLOCK, helped the person she wanted to backdoor win the veto.

Let that sink in.

Last night, Rockstar and Haleigh offered Tyler a deal.  They offered to keep him safe if he would only use the veto on Rockstar.  (What they don’t realize, of course, is that the entire house has offered to keep Tyler safe.)  Haleigh made the offer while soaking in the tub and drinking wine.  Haleigh was pretty drunk, which is why she seems to be so convinced that she and Tyler had a great conversation, despite the fact that Tyler pretty much told her to her face that he was thinking about saving Angela because Angela saved him last week.

Today, Haleigh and Rockstar both agreed that no one in the house talks strategy but them.  Rockstar announced that there was no other alliance in the house, other than the Hive.  Everyone else was just a floater and a coaster.

What house has Rockstar been living in for the past two months?

(Come Thursday, she’ll probably be living in the jury house.)

Has there ever been an alliance as clueless as The Hive?  I think part of the problem is that the members of the Hive pretty much spend all of their time hanging out with the other members of The Hive.  Faysal is too obsessed with getting Haleigh to kiss him to pay attention to the rest of the house.  Rockstar is too busy talking about how much she hates rich people to actually see what’s happening right in front of her.  And Scottie — well, I think Scottie is probably the smartest person in the Hive but he’s ultimately looking out for himself.  As for Haleigh, she’s clever but not as clever as she thinks she is.  As we saw last night with her attempt to talk to Tyler, she’s convinced herself that she can flirt her way to the finale.

The Hive may be a terrible alliance but, if nothing else, they’re certainly giving us a lot to talk about this season!

Tomorrow, they’ll have the veto ceremony and we’ll see how Rockstar reacts when she’s still on the block at the end of it.

It should be fun!

Lisa Marie