Big Brother 18: Pity The Jury…

Hi, everyone!

Well, I certainly was incorrect when I said that Victor reentering the house and Nicole winning HoH would basically cause the upcoming week to be just like the previous one.  Instead, Paul and Victor are edging their way back up to the top of the house while James and Natalie are currently on the outside looking in.

Speaking of being on the outside, I hope the people in the jury house are having a good week because things are about to get a lot more whiny.  Remember when Michelle said that, once Paulie was nominated, that meant she was no longer the biggest baby in the Big Brother House?  Well, as of right now, it looks like Paulie will soon no longer be the biggest baby in the jury house.

The veto competition was earlier today.  Everyone competed, except for Natalie.  And the veto was won by …

NICOLE!

And, as of right now, Nicole has told Corey that she’s planning on keeping the nominations the same.  That means that, come Thursday, the houseguests will have to choose whether to evict Paul or Michelle.

As of right now, it appears that James and Natalie will vote to evict Paul.

Corey and Victor will vote to evict Michelle.

And guess who gets to break the tie?  Nicole!  Considering the number of times that Michelle has publicly called Nicole a snake and told everyone that Nicole is her number one target, nobody should be shocked when Nicole sends Michelle out of the house.

I’ve had such mixed feelings on Michelle.  When the season first started, I thought she was boring.  Then, during the third or fourth week of the game, she got drunk and actually showed a little personality and Michelle became this season’s quirky, goofy girl.

And, for a few week, I was definitely Team Michelle.

But then, as Michelle started to gain more power in the house, a new side of her emerged.  Michelle revealed herself to be as big of a mean girl as the Spy Girls.  Even worse, I noticed that Michelle never really seemed to back up all of her sarcasm.  She might make fun of the way someone else was playing the game but it became obvious that Michelle had no idea how to play the game herself.

Let’s put it like this: If I constantly made fun of someone who couldn’t carry a tune, you might laugh at first.  But, eventually, you’re going to say, “Lisa, if you know everything about singing, prove it.”  And then I’d sing and y’all would discover that I’m even worse at carrying a tune.  And you would be totally justified in saying, “Who are you to make fun of anyone else?”

And then Michelle started in with the crying and that got old pretty quickly.  Even worse, she proved herself to have no loyalty to anyone in the house.  She latches onto whoever has power for the week and then breaks down into tears when no one’s willing to trust her.

So, I’m definitely over Michelle.  She’s gone about as far as she deserves to go in the house and it’s time for her to join the jury.

And, as of right now, it appears that is what is going to happen!

We’ll see if I’m right,

Lisa Marie