Big Brother 18: Yawn

Hi everyone!

Well, I am yawning right now because I am exhausted.  Seriously, it’s been a long day and I am sitting here right now and I’m trying to write about Big Brother and I am on the verge of just resting my head on the keyboard and closing my eyes and getting a little rest and qdvvdqqvdvqqvdvdadsdwqq

Oh, sorry!  Where was I?

Oh yeah, it’s been a very busy day and I am totally exhausted but before I pass out, I need to let you know what’s been happening in the Big Brother House.  Fortunately, it won’t take me too long because nothing has been happening in the Big Brother House!  This is one of those weeks when everyone knows who is going to be voted out, just about everyone is happy about who is going to be voted out, and no one is looking to rock the boat.

Frank is the target.  Frank is on the block.  There are going to be 9 votes this week and, right now, it appears that it’s going to be a 9-0 vote.  Frank will be evicted unanimously.  Say what you will about the intelligence of some of these houseguests, they know that they might not ever get another chance to evict Frank.  Add to that, this is their last chance to keep Frank from becoming a member of the jury.

(Remember the last time Frank was on a Big Brother jury?  He spent the whole time campaigning against Dan and, as a result, one of the best players in the history of the show came in second despite having played a nearly perfect game.  I would not want Frank on a jury.  Then again, most of these current houseguests are recruits who haven’t even see Frank’s previous season.  I doubt they even understand how the Big Brother jury actually works.)

So, right now, the vote is 9-0.  Frank is currently running around the house and telling everyone that Bridgette is a bigger threat than he is.  That’s right — he’s turned on his only ally and, if Bridgette knew, she’d probably just shrug and say, “That’s okay.”  Seriously, I don’t get Bridgette.  But anyway, Frank is telling anyone who will listen that he could be a good ally.

And you know what?  If I was in the house, I might be tempted to keep Frank around.  If nothing else, Frank in the house would mean that there would always be a bigger target than me around.  But no, Frank has burned too many bridges.  He has upset too many people.  Frank is going to be leaving the house on Thursday.  Unless he has a return ticket in his envelope, Frank is gone.

So, really, the only question is who will the house go after once Frank is gone?  Will they go after Bridgette, even though she’s not really a threat in any way?  Or maybe James or Da’Vonne.  Personally, I think Nicole should be worried.  She has been caught in so many lies that I doubt anyone in the house trusts her.  (Plus, Da’Vonne wants to start breaking up the showmances.)

Michelle could be in trouble too.  While she says she’ll vote with the house, she has also made little secret of the fact that she’d rather keep Frank and vote out Bridgette.  Da’Vonne has told Paul that she’s concerned about Michelle trying to flip the vote and that she’s does trust her.  Michelle has emerged as a potentially strong player but, in my opinion, a lot of the house seems to be weary of her.  I could see Michelle becoming the new easy target.

But before any of that can happen, Frank has to be voted out on Thursday.  And, as of right now,  it appears that is exactly what is going to happen!

Lisa Marie